Jethro “Rattlesnake” Eastwood

Jethro “Rattlesnake” Eastwood Fighter/Gunslinger

Western Texas, 1872

Another day out on the plains and even more carpet baggers keep moving west on their railroad. I came this way to escape Union rule. Life as a former soldier on the losing side of the war just ain’t worth it. Hell, to this day I still don’t know why we were fighting. Well none of that matters now. Hope these rich bastards don’t mind me robbing them.

I swear compadre I’m not a bad guy. Most of us outlaws just got no other way of making it. Just so happens my draw is quicker than a Texas Rattler. Why shouldn’t I use my skills to get by? What I don’t use I try to spread around town anyway, plus I always pay double at the brothels and tip the barkeep well. Even throw some in the plate on Sundays. Call me a modern day Robin Hood. Well anyhow train’s a comin, so I best get to it.

That was a good haul, although not sure why everybody insists on using these Union dollars. Either way best get away before the marshals come to investigate. Wait is that them? No that fella’s on foot. I got time I can help him. Whoah what happened? Where am I? Holy shit what is that?!  A two-headed giant what the fuck?! What is this place? Well, good to know these monsters ain’t bulletproof. Castles? Magic? I never knew that it was real! It’s like the stories about King Arthur. Well partner I can guarantee you one thing. These Union bills ain’t worth shit here.